Bored...

If you work more than 18 hrs strait, go to sleep! MyoW!!!

The awesomeness of working in flexible position is working 18hrs almost strait, going to bed, and having the company pay expenses to exciting and exotic locations such as Highland Park, MI. With such awesome tourist spots as the HLP PD building and the various shootings. j/k, i only went there to a factory for about 7hrs, get to go there again tonight. I'll feel safer in Saltillo tho...

On a lighter note, I'm jumping up with anticipation of wrenching! I want to get my moped going with no leaks! Go blasting! Go to moped functions!

in the meantime, I think I'll finish watching CSI(haven't seen in in probably a decade, its still awesome!1!!), then go for a swim, steam shower or sauna, and out to dinner before work begins.

Idiocy of Politics... at a bar...

With the Trayvon Martin eff'd yup situation and the baiting of idoicy at epic levels of not awesomeness I decided to delve deeper into the issue with friends with opposing views/ideas/personality/underwear/etc...

I, like the idiot I play in real life, inside a bar, decided to play devil's advocate against everything. My side was the exact opposite of the others and it was pretty stupid. The whole thing is stupids, what brings stupid even stupider is lack of facts so we delved in the depths of stupidity. Why? I think, w/beer in me, that the whole things is stupid. I think innocent until proven guilty, yet they thought guilty until proven innocent. Everything that we agreed on is arrest and trial.

Point of awesomeness, don't debate racial issues at a crowded bar, makes you not only look liek a screaming idiot but also makes you wrong when everybody's wrong. Be awesome, stay away from stupid issues until logic proves and awesomeness prevails.

Looking back at Stock...

So was wrenching a little bit yesterday, it was awesome, and took off my stock cylinder of legendariness...

Puch #4 cylinder, must been richer then a millionaire because it had a black head and a black piston. Apart from the blackness of my stock stuff and the pit government throws money into, all looked amazingly shiny. I have 2 things that I remorse porting and porting. The intake was bolted on, took my calipers and measured, no match... no match of sucksville^3... I knew the exhaust port didn't match either so I'm tempted to try it but my kstar of potential awesomeness beckens me due to my awesomeness. Why? God made Aluminum and allowed physics to make nikisil alloys, then man made mopeds, and  then man made mopeds better as time went on, nuff said.

Tonight will be stormy so hopefully it'll be like Frankenstein coming to life! (There will be creepy laughs coming from my garage, fair warning)

The only hurdles left are port matching with the engine still together=knee knocking hurdle. And the hurdle known as wrist pins, never done it so I assume I'll be falling flat on my face...

Cool thing about stock, piston had two rings. Sucky thing about stock, it's still on. GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! lol, just like a bug...

if you like my new writing style please say so, thee official speak it dull and lame, so I'm like eff'u france und hallo Deutschland!!!

Awesome weather=Awesome rides...

It's been awhile since my last update but meh... Life is to full of awesomeness and being that blogs are fairly low on the Awesomeness level it gets my least attention.

Any hoo... This past Moped Monday the GRGR went on their first official ride, I'd say about 15 of us'ems with weather in the low 80's/high 70's. Before the ride there was someone w/o a headlight, duct tape and a 24 LED headband light later, bam awesomeness was born! No matter, the ride started and we went to the East side of GR and was going great, it was surprisingly slow, I had a leak and could keep up but that leak is another story. So as darkness fell we came around I think Reeds Lake and about 5 of us came to a stop sign, turns out gravel happened and a spill occured. Awesomeness striked again in the form of eff'u accident FULLFACE HELMET and some bandages later we were in hipsterville then the fish ladders. Bad mojo almost happened again, gang split up and almost crashed in to gravel face... but the God of moped awesomeness said no.

Overall it was eff'u lameness, until my junction got warm from jangling to close to my hot thumping piston in my pants, I mean cylinder. After I said my farewells, I flew home on division stopping by for a 24 of busch. It was great,  I was great, bike was great, the great gatsby was great, everything was great.

UPDATE:
-leak found, funny story from before, the past fall on a ride to SPAAAAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAA!!! I heard a pop and then another, didn't know what it was. Took off pipe for template to bore out exhaust outlet and BAM! loose screws and broken cond... e'hem gasket.
-New cylinder of potential awesomeness is being prep'd for my running bike Mr. Murray. Mr. Murray wishes to go fast, as do I... so a treats 50cc with hi comp head will be installed, transfers being matched? maybe, I'm on the fence. either way it will have a Proma GP and a 14mm Bingolicious attached to it.
-fast50, need to get my focused and get going on this...
-Treat 70cc reediness of greatiness is going to be worked on soon, i hope, if not moped kama sutra will be performed alone until done...
-RALLY!!! rAllAHy!!! its rally season...
-wanker spotted on camera in Eastown, stole someones fly ped so if you see a fag riding a 1st gen Hyundai Santa Fe be aware, if you see long haired dirty blonde riding a hot moped, stop, zip down pants, aim, and piss on him.

Gentlemen and possible Lady, I bid you all farewell...